50% more brain power

Good Monday - Friday, 8AM-6PM AEST. The bearer of this coupon is entitled to 50% more brain power upon digestion of this coupon. Must not be consumed with other food. Must not be consumed with Alcohol, as its effects could be intensified when mixed with this ink. Do not use drugs. Drugs are bad, mmmk? If you have further questions, consider digesting two coupons at a time. No more than 23 coupons per 24 hour period.

Expires: February 29, 2016