1 FREE: Brotherly Tech Service ($100 VALUE!!!)

Congrats! You have the privilege of being the brother of Jaden DeFields, a super cool guy willing to grant you free labor costsfor both assembly and maintenance of your next tech project. Your satisfaction is guaranteed but if, for some reason, you are not satisfied with the service, too bad, you have to love me anyway! (Limited time offer. Other restrictions may apply. See brother for details.)

Expires: December 12, 2112