My Blob-Fueled Weekend with Agario

It started innocently — just a quick break between tasks. I thought I’d play Agario for five minutes to clear my head. Two hours later, I was still glued to my screen, sweating over tiny circles that had somehow taken over my sanity. There’s something hypnotic about Agario. You begin as a small blob, drifting in a vast, colorful void. You eat smaller dots to grow, avoid being devoured by bigger ones, and dream of one day becoming the biggest blob on the leaderboard. Simple, right? Except it’s also pure chaos — hilarious, infuriating, and strangely philosophical.